Its Lizzie

Unfortunately I am not Lizzie Bennet I do not have a Darcy

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fucking-in-an-elevator:

I wonder what Ed’s thought process is when he’s getting dressed…
“Something clean….something clean…..”
Yes this jumper looks clean
*sniffs*
“Yes this is good”
“Jeans, yes jeans.”
“I am ready”

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“Jennifer Aniston and I are working on tomorrow’s show. She’ll be co-hosting with me. With the number of pens we have, you can tell it’s going to be funny.”

Jennifer Aniston and I are working on tomorrow’s show. She’ll be co-hosting with me. With the number of pens we have, you can tell it’s going to be funny.”

(via iwanttofindmylobster)

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PASS ON THE COLLEGE KNOWLEDGE.

Let's make a list of things that we wished we would have brought to college or did bring and found to be amazing, and pass on the knowledge to other tumblr-ites who are heading off in a few months!
Rainboots
Ethernet Cable
Cleaning wipes (like clorox)
Vacuum
Big Eraser
Shower shoes
Lots of highlighters
Fancy dress and heels
Lots of storage bin things
Snow boots
Coloring books
Paper towels
Bounce sheets for the dryer
Clothes drying rack
3 Hole Punch
A Desk Calendar/Planner

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carstairsangel:

  • When not all the books in the series are the same height.
  • When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
  • When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
  • When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
  • Basically just books.
  • God damn them.

(via iwanttofindmylobster)